Posted by
Redhead on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 10:24:56 PM
I’ve been inspired by Gray Ghost and his latest post.
It's time to bring out the Principia Discordia! Prepare yourselves! This should now be a must read for the Conservative Movement in America. These should also be on your Must Read list! The Illuminatus! Trilogy and Schrodinger’s Cat Trilogy.
I hereby propose a system of individual actions from every one of you! It’s time to use some of their same tactics against them. Stop being part of the problem! Let your voice be heard! Armed with this information, you should be ready to follow through. Some of my favorite ideas include:
Signs:
1. Place signs and placards around your business, readily accessible to customers, such as:
a. “Sorry for the mess. I had to choose between employees to lay off so that I could increase the wages for the others to meet new federal guidelines. The guy that did the cleaning got the boot.”
b. “We apologize for the lack of service. We were unionized under the card check bill and can’t get good help anymore.”
c. “Prices are high due to the increased cost of doing business under increasing federal oversight. We apologize for the inconvenience. Politics has consequences.”
2. If you are in danger of going out of business, these signs may be appropriate:
a. “We are going out of business. We cannot afford to pay increased taxes and test all of our products for lead.”
b. “We did not receive any federal bailout money and are going out of business. This is what happens when the government intervenes. See you at Wal-Mart.”
c. “I am taking my money are going while the going is good. See you in Galt’s Gulch!”
3. Just for fun:
a. Change signs currently in place. This can be a change to something political, or just plain non-sense. The goal here is just to create confusion and distrust and to have fun, rather than as a political statement.
b. In The Illuminatus Trilogy, the midget Chaney replaced signs. One of my favorites was:
NO SALESPERSON MAY LEAVE THE FLOOR OR GO TO THE DOOR WITHOUT THE AUTHORIZATION OF A SUPERIOR.
THE MGT.
Bankrupt the System:
1. Apply for every federally funded program you can! Even if you don’t qualify, flood them with applications.
2. Change your tax withholdings to Married with 9 Dependents. You may have to pay in next year, so sock some back. Wait until the last minute to file your taxes next year. This will at least keep the quarterly income to the Treasury down, and should get someone’s attention.
3. Sell your Treasury holdings. Even if you have to take a loss on your bonds, go ahead and sell them now. Force them to pay back part of their debt. Move your 401K’s and other accounts out of government bonds. Do not voluntarily fund any part of this debacle.
Other:
2. Again, as proposed by Gray Ghost, get your stamps. You can get them here.
3. Drop any membership in any organization that backs this current administration or its goals in any way. Whether it is AARP, The Sierra Club, or whatever, let them know by withdrawing your membership. Enlist in other organizations that are dedicated to freedom.
4. The next time you see PETA planning to protest in your city, take a day off and set up a grill next to them. Give away free steaks, shish-ka-bobs, or lamb chops. Make a bet with them on who gets the most customers.