Posted by
Redhead on Saturday, July 26, 2008 9:26:18 PM
First Thing’s First!
The Crimson Apex Solidarity Horde (
CASH) would like to welcome its newest member!
As some of you may remember, your humble founder and his wife
were expecting a new addition to their little family. (It’s not really so little any more. This is number four for us, and the second little CASH member.) Well, he’s here, and he’s doing great! Due to his burgundy locks, he is also eligible for a lifetime membership in CASH. His dues will be substantial, but the benefits are enormous!
Momma is also doing well, and is recovering nicely. She’d better; she’s got the rest of us to take care of.
I was asked recently what I was going to do with a boy after having three girls. After some thought, I responded that it would be my job to make him mean. Well, due to his Red Hair, I feel confident that my job is already half done.
I can attest that his lungs work well, especially at 3:00 a.m. His bowels also operate at peak efficiency, and there is no question of the functionality of his urinary tract, either.
Little Reagan (my middle name) (my last name) is a welcome addition to the Crimson Hordes!
Other CASH News
Mortgage relief for CASH members
CASH would like to like to announce a new benefit for our members. Mortgage relief is now available! Unfortunately, CASH was not able to obtain the favorable status of Jesse Jackson and the Rainbow/PUSH Coalition, but we are always working for you. Keep those contributions coming!
As with the CASH Health insurance benefit, all which is required is to present your mortgage broker with CASH, and you should receive courteous service and favorable rates. As an additional benefit, if you are able to pull together enough CASH, you may skip the mortgage hassles all together, and ensure the security of your home. At least until someone else decides it’s
blighted.
And remember, becoming a member of CASH is easy! Just present your Crimson Cranium for inspection, and you too, could enjoy all the benefits of the Crimson Apex Solidarity Horde! If you would like to make a contribution, we take checks and VISA, but we prefer cash!